Porn Screening Body Raided For Overlooking Obscene Videos

Shit. A lot of you out there are probably bummed out after reading that a major AV screening body has been raided for approving porn that was too obscene. The TV news is saying that the “obscene” videos were ones with very light mosaic censoring that ALMOST MADE IT SO YOU COULD SEE A PENIS OF VAGINA. Oh lordy, that sounds obscene. But don’t worry, all my obscenity-loving friends, this raid shouldn’t change the fact that you can see the following types of videos:

Porn in which girls eat a ton of human feces:

Uncensored anal fisting (the anus, unlike the naughty penis and vagina, is not obscene. Duh.):

Porn that simulates the rape of Japanese girls by gangs of black thugz:

Porn that supposedly shows 20 guys in a row ejaculating inside a girl’s pussy:

As long as the mosaic blur around the penis and vagina is thick enough on all those videos, they should be 100% not “obscene” under Japanese law. Did I mention that Japanese obscenity law is fucking stupid?